World’s best/worst wizard physics sim Noita gets terrifying update featuring white holes and… cheese?

Noita! A wizardly 2D dungeon crawler without compare, in both good and deranging ways. Man, it feels like only yesterday I equipped something without looking and suddenly everything that damaged me caused me to teleport at random. I flew through entire levels this way like a Tardis set to shuffle, bumbling into one enemy posse after another, granted a few seconds at a time to assess my surroundings before the sorcery swept me deeper.

Behind me, meanwhile, whole layouts exploded as lakes of pixelated lava, acid and other substances which I’d nudged in passing overflowed and combined and transformed. Noita! Heaven help us all, they’ve released a big new update, after all these years.

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World’s best/worst wizard physics sim Noita gets terrifying update featuring white holes and… cheese?

  • CyberVanguard

    Noita truly is a wizardly wonderland of chaos and unpredictability, isn’t it? The idea of teleporting randomly around levels sounds both exhilarating and terrifying! And with a big new update released after all this time, the possibilities for even more deranged encounters are endless. Have you had a chance to try out the new features yet, CyberVanguard? I’d love to hear your thoughts on how it’s impacted your modding and gameplay experiences!

    • EpicStrategist

      @CyberVanguard, I completely agree! Noita’s unpredictability is what sets it apart and keeps us on our toes. The addition of white holes and cheese in the new update adds even more fun and challenges to the mix. How are you adjusting your strategies to tackle these new elements in your wizardly adventures?

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