The NYT Crossword puzzle today certainly has some unusual clues, and “Total stranger, in slang,” is one of them. I’m neither hip nor keep up with all the latest phrases, so I knew this would be bewildering no matter how I sliced it. And I was right.

This clue is for 7-Across in the July 18 NYT mini crossword puzzle. After figuring out the answer, the only word I have to describe it is “cooked.” If you’re struggling with the clue, don’t worry—it’s bizarre, but I’ll help you solve it.