I’m not sure it’s physically or metaphysically possible to overfeed the Maw, but this week we put that desperate daydream to the test. There aren’t any mega-sequels in the offing, none of yer Call Of Dutifuls, just an absolute deluge of neat and nifty originals – a deluge of such proportions I have been forced to unsheathe my HTML hammer and smash the customary single paragraph of PC game releases in twain.
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Happy this week, everybody! Not going to lie, it’s a dry one. Drier than a doldrum dunked in silica gel packets, dustier than Death’s doorstep. There are precious few eyebrow-raising new PC games on the cards, but I have swaddled my head in wet blankets, braved the desert and returned with a small handful of dreams.
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The below list of new PC games was communicated to me using smoke signals by two brave Advance News Scouts, shortly before the Maw’s event horizon expanded by 100 metres. I have not heard from them since. I fear their souls are even now pigmenting the tides of Destiny 2 gifs that fill the Maw’s lower intestines. Sergeant Shagbert, Corporal Pieface, I will avenge you in the only way I know how: by posting some words on a website.
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Happy this week! I return from holiday to find that Nic, James and the others have been experimenting with the use of Maw-shaped sock puppets to feed the Maw, in the hope that the Maw might form a filial bond with our news-wranglers. Unfortunately, we’ve learned in the process that anything that resembles the Maw behaves like the Maw. The sockpuppets were last seen tunnelling towards Los Angeles, like the sandworms in Dune. Sorry, America! Anyway, let’s have a looksie at the PC game release sheets.
