United States Olympians like basketball star Anthony Edwards got an early look at Call of Duty: Black Ops 6 today, and I am not salty about it at all.

I’m sorry. I just lied. In case you couldn’t tell by the headline, I am bitter and jealous about it. I’ve been sweating my buns off in my Herman Miller, wishing it was the end of the month already so I could play the new CoD. But I am not an extremely gifted athlete, so here I rot.