It’s hard to believe Promise Mascot Agency’s developers believe in the words “too far.” A few minutes into the game I met my new assistant at the agency I have to return to profit, which exclusively employs weirdos and rejects. Pinky is a child-height severed finger with a hair trigger for flying into a rage. Half an hour later the first mascot I run into in the nearby town and recruit to my agency is a cat covered in cum (sorry, “Japanese yam”). He loves porn… Read more.
